ezrakoneig:

“i know what you are”

“say it. outloud.”

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moltres:

me tryin to look at your dick

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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(Source: whorville, via laughcentre)

  • police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude

When you can tell by the tone of your mom’s voice exactly when she’s gonna start yelling at you

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